Excessive salivation, choking the old in the saliva, cough pitch darkness of the
a ppmm see me cough a lot and pretend to comfort me, Nisheng asked me: how you?
cough I got angry, and feel of the image, finally straightening out the gas could speak, what she wanted to restore the liberties
face, replied: Love the lack of moisture, the old cough
voice hardly ever, a drop of saliva from the mouth involuntarily streaming down .....
2 way to work day! A lady riding a pure electric car with a box of milk, crumbling! I get behind, riding fierce drive a few steps to catch up, said:
3 I also run a new one! Remember as a child once, I told my cousin to find two to vegetable grandmother. On the way to lead a stream, creek bottom full of mud, water, higher than the knee. Tuo Lexie
son my cousin (we all wear sandals) passed, I'm afraid water glass and the like have no nails off his shoes, the results of a shoe to fall into the mud, and we feel for a long time can not find my cousin said to go. Life and death I would not say: so long? I do not believe:
result, there it since the shoes. My bare feet on the back ...
4 junior high school, there is a final exam, the language teacher gave me the wrong sub-operator, and added a very, coupled with my other subjects are good exam results out of is actually the first full year, I knew it was Mongolia, is a daze, when observing the same table to take the test paper when I found the more a very, let him then vanity, do not tell the teacher.
until after school to go home, I have been in a trance, the heart is the first concern of the ** and double torment lie, home door, out of my dad asked me: like it?
crash my tears came out, burst into tears:
later my dad thought I was excited to cry ...
5 and her boyfriend watching movies, he used clutch my arm, my head gently against him, the atmosphere extremely good ... ... suddenly his arm tightened my circle, I can not help nervous, shy and affectionate look at him, hope for a long time, although I think this is a prelude to a bit long, although I think we're not the eyes of the intersection, I'm still trying last look, the boyfriend said, not see the table
rz
6 school outing, our class was assigned in the lower reaches of the fire to cook. Vegetables a greedy woman to the river, she found the river to continue to drift melon flesh, so to finish it that tempts her to eat. Eat dozens of capsules, suddenly she found floating from upstream to cook your feces - the top seeds ... ... Nianman the
7, when a high school biology class, the teacher asked: where sperm and eggs are fertilized with? At that time I was fugue, the answer to the meaning of the sentence under the seats.
8 have a math class, my classmates asked the teacher This question is not careful how to do wrong?
teacher said: 'I do not care how do you play?'
students subconsciously say: 'if I do not care how to do fight back?
a 9-man summer to the beach, saw a blonde on the beach playing with his children, the sun was shining, the children all alone. Guys love to talk to children accosted sudden,
kids looked up to ignore and continue to play.
buddy do not give up (learned in Japanese), but also try to ask again in Japanese.
children or ignore them.
helpless,UGG boots cheap, man gave up, back to tell us that
10 listen to friends talking about:
face of a man Mensao bad acne, which can grow into a lush pile of the extent of a look
one day by chance struck up a conversation with a PLMM
This man is extremely excited about the inevitable extreme tension
sudden, things happened a very KB:
cheeks of a bad man actually burst acne
ejected yellow pus
face splashed the MM ...
MM Huarong pale and screaming to escape ...
11 play at home, his girlfriend would have access to the Internet over there, suddenly ran up the bed, I wonder what, Editor's Note, asked her answer was, I have the Internet is boring, sit around in a chair play, the results turn dizzy. . . .
12 days before the first time under the snow. Weather was cold. A fast 7:00. Also without food. (Cold food does not come up with to buy)
the hungry
my mom suddenly called me: hey ~ you cold
me: cold ~
Mom: eat yet?
I: No ~
Mom: Oh. Then we eat hot pot ah. .
I am depressed: You play the central idea of this phone is what? ~
listen to her children there bored on the phone laughing. . I am speechless. .
This is my real mother. .
13 Mom:
me:
mother:
I
14 before junior high school often go to bed at my table, and once he started to sleep a class, suddenly awakened to sleep for a while, and then flipped through the book, to sleep.
I would also like he is actually not that thing does not love learning, but also look at the book.
carefully looked at the results, when in fact, because of his saliva to give a full page of the book got wet, so he turned a few pages to sleep.
sweat .....
15 just on the college, a bunch of guys riding facilities just finished passing the vegetable fat.
Bobo said:
far better to ride out, have the students carefully JF, said:
16 when I was seventeen years old, long hair and also to the chin position. Since that is quite handsome.
go on the road, there is often a female friend looking back at me ~
only, that is full of eyes ... ... Why panic and alarm. . .
there, and that action ... ... the package to his chest, pulled tight. . .
also one of the most outrageous:
That night, I came out on the complete network from the Internet cafe and saw in front of a girl, and I live in the same unit, I think she should go home, it is natural to follow her down the path. At that time I head to the game which are all the things inside, she suddenly looked back at me, I did not care and continue to go. When crossing over, she looked back, and then when turning, but also looked back, I thought she recognized me,UGGs, wanted to say hello to the past, so step up the pace to catch up. She probably heard my footsteps, terrified looked back at me, just me and my eye contact, I was about to speak, but she also started to run his mouth ... ... ...
looked at the back of her flying away, I stayed in place long, long time.
17 days ago, released the second section of the theme moratorium Guangdong Humen naval activities in the Museum of the East Gate at the beach. And enthusiastic volunteers who released the fish into the sea, shrimp, sea turtles and so on.
was placed in one of these fish in the sea, immediately swim to the depths of the sea. Exception of a small turtle,UGG boots clearance, I do not know why do you always identify the unclear direction. Released by several tens of meters away bring it to the sea shore, which swim ashore each time a direct U-turn, ashore crawling around aimlessly.
put a few unsuccessful, officers picked up the turtles released carefully checked and found it a little scratch in addition to a leg, the other is normal. This time, the gradual disappearance of the little turtles in people's line of sight.
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18 son to kindergarten, the teachers teach, parents to attend.
teacher taught them single and double: a pair of gloves, a pair of socks, a pair of shoes ... .... Then ask: What is the pair of you?
my son first hand (I was flattered) and then get up off their clothes to the head, pointing to two little mimi: This is a pair. I would!
19 day a group of friends to see KB in my films, I watched, a sister actually fell asleep. And we all hide in the kitchen next to the hut.
about ten minutes later, it still did not wake up my sister, so we intend to hit her cell phone to wake her, just did not expect this time into the movie, where a KB, the heroine scream,cheap UGG boots, fell asleep sister woke up and shoved her watching, I saw around the dark, with no one on television and played a chase. The sister stunned for two seconds, and then ran into hysterical screaming while the main bedroom, main bedroom no one. She continued screaming and running down rooms, locking the door, howling and the sister came to our house to hide, come after us in complete disregard of laughing, threw himself at the bed and cry I said:
=. =
20 mom used to work in the vegetable market, a take me home from work, passing through a buy now when smoked chicken, my mother and uncle talk inside a few, went away, uncle teased me: Diansha not?
I looked at the counter inside the chicken, with a smile he simply said: After
silent.
slowly away.
21 today, I-year-old daughter asked me: sneezing, runny nose.
and her twin sister, said:
22 that one day the political class, the teacher tells us the political life is important, give us examples: There is an explorer, a rock climbing a mountain, arms were pinned, so he scored decisive arm, after dressing and then simply climb, and finally saved!
then asked the students in our class:
other students immediately replied:
political teacher was very ashamed to say:
the other students in our class then immediately interface:
another student then replied:
political teachers hear, without a word, turned and walked out of the classroom.
We are all high, the results, a look back, the old class is on the classroom door to a very deep look at us ... ...
Then we killed the ... ...
23 one day before I finished talking with his girlfriend Chun pure men, and when I reverently worship the spring of Columbia, when his girlfriend rather abruptly to the sentence: I am also a pure men ah!
I * laugh, shook her MIMI, said: That what is this?
girlfriend Yin Xiao a moment, quietly and clearly said:
chest!
24 graduated from university, we are very sad, often drinking, there are many interesting things related to first say a Sister of it ~ San Huofan
sisters in their class, we all drank too much, basically arm back, for some that they suddenly broke free arm, staggered forward, said: help someone else.
25, said a neighbor, sister, sister, the process of talking in your sleep
一日 night, my sister suddenly send a very strange laughter, woke up her mother
sister: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Mom: What are you laughing ah
sister: My brother ... my brother ... Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Mom: how was your sister?
sister: my brother married to the emperor ... ... ... Ha ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha
mother :...( violence Khan)
26 noon today to see the news channel, broadcast a national women's volleyball team reached the news Chenzhou training base, was mine host of discourse down.
the bus when the women's volleyball team reached base, host: women's volleyball team members regardless of road fatigue, Chenzhou, immediately after arrival into the hotel room to rest ... ...
27 Xiudou head looks like people have the time just to ride a bike Huile Tang quarters, because only one thing to take it upstairs, the car did not lock down the stairs to get finished, remove the lock, neat to the rear wheels lock, then a diving on the train, pedal
go ~~~~~~~ lying on the ground ... ...
. .
28 I am a girl. High school, my body is not very good, in order not to affect the college entrance examination, family care nurse Biaoyi me an intravenous drip. Biaoyi gynecology nurse, she put me in a quiet separate arrangements maternity ward, an intravenous drip to the side while learning. One day, outside the ward to meet the boys in our class ... ...
29 has been a problem is rather confusing:
first ever gold medal is - the first payment.
get that first one is called the silver medal -?
30 drops even a boy, one day we went to have organized outdoor, outdoor life, when they have gone a lot of ground to grow a foot soak Road, go one step further pain about the coach said in a shoe pad ** * will be comfortable, past a small store can not wait to burst into the countryside to buy a pack of seven-dimensional lengthened, the boss said to me with a black bag loaded up, I said do not wear, I'll be cushioned, the boss was shocked even said back pad installed, I say go back to the bloodshed, must now pad, the boss looked at me cheeky horror, my hand *** whistling away, the Pro out said something, you crazy ... ah ...
31 today and a friend (female) playing cards online, she is my right home, that we are a party.
time I had set for J, she was out on K.
I asked her to send over QQ:
JJ do you pressure me? !
32 high school night classes, and students are Laoke fiery chatter it, suddenly discovered a fly landed on my desk, so the initiation of an idea: killing flies, and then pretending to eat. Then I shouted: all are! Then we do not speak at me, I spotted a slap shot dead flies in her hand, then picked up pretending to lick a bit, the result was ... I really suck
33 in the
...
7 月 4 日
to open the diary, but also to make myself more next semester under the more hard work. First hand reading of Shakespeare's
...
7 月 13 日
cards.
7 月 14 日
cards.
7 月 15 日
cards.
7 月 16 日
Hu Shih Hu Shih ah! So how can you fall! Previously set program of study you forgot?
Master said:
7 月 17 日
cards.
7 月 18 日
cards.
34 executive meeting recently, the boss said: . !
sitting under a boss who is always simmering serious not to laugh, in fact, had internal injuries. . . !
ha ha!
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35 times and friends there to go swimming, we swam was happy, to see a buddy chatting over NB phone out from the locker room, while he was naked! Moments that are not static pool, everyone looked at him, my dear friend who stood in the doorway, also continued to talk call, see the atmosphere a little bit wrong, looked under their bow, and then ... the phone to talk very calmly turned , walked into the locker room. Pause for 5 seconds throughout the swimming pool, laughing.
36 and friends walking in the street and found her legs coming out of an unknown thing, I went one step, trod a whole Qiuku. . . Qiuku flesh. . .
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37 embarrassing stories to tell my boss.
a boss receiving clients, late drink from the hotel out of the dazed, but still to the car at home.
someone to knock on the door early the next morning, the boss wife from the cat's eyes looked just like the boss said: It is pol.ice! Too drunk last night that the owner committed any thing to drink, called his wife Freeze speak, opened the door. pol.ice the door to ask: Where did you go yesterday? Boss: last night it had been at home, the boss mad wife in the next nod. pol.ice watched for a minute staring at him, said: We went to look at your car now! Ism, the boss down the stairs to open the garage door, suddenly dumbfounded. 110 police car parked in the garage! Feelings last night the police car parked on the roadside when investigators opened their own little white wonder all the way back Akira ~ ~ lights still on it fast enough!
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38 There are times to go see a woman in the street like the back of special Mom, so yelling !
cost me a while to pretend to exclaimed,
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39 the day before just bought a XBOX game disc GEARS OF
WAR. night sleep before my wife and I relish playing alone. Before long, his wife suddenly start sleepily awakened from a dreamless hard wide open asked: looked at her, nodded, his wife angrily:
40.03 Jiayuguan in the winter to travel because of work need to check a suspect's mobile phone positioning. To the operating room, to produce the relevant documents, requiring people to provide the final call the main location of the aircraft. Salesperson said: Excuse me, sir, I can not help you! Relevant legal knowledge to give her talk, told her the consequences if you do not help very serious, not just the acts of individuals, but also the punishment of the company, about ten minutes ... then the salesperson said: Do not say detention , fine. You shot me, I can not help you, you check the mobile phone number, I Unicom here! Kuang Han, and quickly leave
41 3 when the high school next to a supermarket, which has a very beautiful young girl Kandian, age, and we are about the same size, so we always go to school, when nothing wandering the supermarket, approached . Once buy underwear, because I'm sorry, did not mind the size of numbers to look casually grabbed a bag, only to look back to the dormitory to know too. After much deliberation, bite the bullet and replace it (at that time can not afford to buy one), the manager saw a regular customer, let yourself go in for, did not think that the young girl had been standing to sell underwear, socks that do not go regional I sweat that, ah, the whole afternoon in his hand a bag of underwear has been in the supermarket Huang Huang ah, ah, the last is really no way to be on the study, and went over to his replacement, the young girl already know me, and asked him to To what, I am nervous, say, your underwear is too small, and I can not wear. . .
see me later that the young girl to laugh. . . . .
42 by a digital camera, and then go to the toilet waiting for a buddy dorm, ready to go **, and we have great under the toilet door of a joint, I place on a flash on the TV drama, just listen to which large call: I (crab) grass!
over, do not know ........
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